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Return Of The B
03:21
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(It's the) Return of the B, yes I'm back on the scene
Motherfuckers take heed of where my b&hammer be
Been obscure for a minute now I'm feelin the need
to drop these cuts on ya arms now I'm makin ya bleed
Got my nice blue shoes and my camoflauge vest on
Gone for a while but you know I was a guest on
A couple tracks droppin here and there
Plus a couple in the pipe, ya'll best beware
It be best to care, bitches breasts be bare
when I rock a live show ya'll best be there
It's the best I swear, no exaggeration
I'm my own worst critic, deep examination
extrapolation, examine my wordplay
Got a deaf ear, can't hear what the nerds say
Make an Ace Attorney beat and then I'm gone
Spit lines on a track, make you yell KAHN!!!
[x2]B is for boss, I been buildin up my level
B is for badass, leave your grandmother disheveled
B is for bitches, internet pimp
B is for back, leave ya sister with a limp
Name's Cliff B not the vidja developer
Met up with ya sister, I be tellin her
I'm a nerd rapper, bringin the rhymes
then we went back to her place, sexy times
oops, wait a second, she said not to say that
Pimpin and my waistline, you know I stay fat
And that I spay cats mutilate genitals
and when I play risk neutralize generals
send out sentinels, eliminate x-men
go to her house, eat her food, fuck my ex then
call up your mom and ask what's for dinner
just call me by my real name, Charlie Winner
I'm a sinner, you know I'm no saint
If the buffet were a court, I'd go hard in the paint
If I ever lost 100 pounds, I might faint
But I'm still gettin bitches brah, gettin that taint
[x2]B is for boss, I been buildin up my level
B is for badass, leave your grandmother disheveled
B is for bitches, internet pimp
B is for back, leave ya sister with a limp
[x2]B is for boss, I been buildin up my level
B is for badass, leave your grandmother disheveled
B is for bitches, internet pimp
B is for back, leave ya sister with a limp
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I look into the mirror, tell me, what do I see?
I see nothing motherfucker I'm a vampire, b.
Well I sleep all day, bite necks at night
And I got superhuman strength so gear up for a fight
Hey it's Buffy, more like fluffy, man that slayer ain't shit
I'll just grab a stake and then you know I'll dust that bitch
And while I won't refrain, I'll suck the life from your veins
But if you stab me with a stake gonna feel some chest pain
I'm a vampire, watch out for me
Yeah I'm not afraid to bite ya neck see
I'm a vampire, watch out for me
You might be afraid of the dark but not me
I'm a vampire, watch out for me
Yeah I'm not afraid to bite ya neck see
I'm a vampite, watch out for me
I been kickin it live since 1803
I don't sleep in a coffin that's a stereotype
and you know I don't fly that;s another one right
And while I don't like that can't you understand
But I can bite anyone, woman or man (DAMN)
Could you please turn out the sun?
I can't have any fun when it's burning my buns
Well I can't be killed by bullets or guns
So if that's all you've got then you had better run
I'm a vampire, watch out for me
Yeah I'm not afraid to bite ya neck see
I'm a vampire, watch out for me
You might be afraid of the dark but not me
I'm a vampire, watch out for me
Yeah I'm not afraid to bite ya neck see
I'm a vampite, watch out for me
I been kickin it live since 1803
I'm a vampire, don't fuck with me
Cuz I'm the undead fuckin type of G
I'm a vampire, roll in a hearse
And when I bite ya, you know it hurts the worst
I'm a vampire, don't fuck with me
Cuz I'm the undead fuckin type of G
I'm a vampire, came out the ground
So I can drink the blood of your whole hometown
I'm a vampire, watch out for me
Yeah I'm not afraid to bite ya neck see
I'm a vampire, watch out for me
You might be afraid of the dark but not me
I'm a vampire, watch out for me
Yeah I'm not afraid to bite ya neck see
I'm a vampite, watch out for me
I been kickin it live since 1803
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Coldest Winter Night
03:46
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Just another day in the wintertime
Follow autumn's gaze killin celandine
all the people of the world now intertwined
wanna know what I mean, read the interline
And I'm gettin mine now feel the bitter breeze
Yo quitter please just feel the winter freeze
see the wreaths on the door and the people's skis
And the slicker snow lyin on fallen leaves
All the frozen dreams fallin off to the wayside
Denied, does it seem like it coincides?
Death is the season, death presides
Determination is strength, what resides inside
Do you feel what I describe? The chill of the words
The sting of the air, so cold it hurts
The unheard sounds convert to introver
The notion perverts the whole of the earth
Snow falls down like the passin of days
Throughout time all the passion degrades
All the energy gets rationed away
All life's moments pass then they fade
Cold winds blow through the passin of seasons
Friends grow distant, various reasons
Those that were lost are guilty of treason
Opposite mirrors likewise feelings
Through their dealings winter hath came
for the once best friends it's never the same
Both name names and shift all the blame
to the other one quoth, "They changed and became
what they say they loathe," changed their clothes
move to a different path, friends foreclosed
Disclose to those who knew them both
That the other stopped caring, broke the oath
Tore the bonds that friendship forged
Scorched the bridge that crossed the gorge
Emerged from anger each others scourge
Both have sworn enemies thenceforth
Snow falls down like the passin of days
Throughout time all the passion degrades
All the energy gets rationed away
All life's moments pass then they fade
Through all the trials, hardship, snow
Everything passes the further we go
Memories framed in the moment, tableaux
Things from childhood we always outgrow
Need to press on like the passing of seasons
Spring onto summer, eternal cohesion
Summer onto Fall, beginning of grievance
Fall onto winter, nature's coherence
Winter to spring, regrowth and rebirth
Another opportunity to show what we're worth
Memories unearthed, old friends can reverse
And renew all the mirth that the two once shared
All of this can be done with their scars bared
Show that they cared even though they were scared
All the hurt they invert to the love that they shared
Snow falls down like the passin of days
But the sun comes back sharing passionate rays
All the warmth makes the snow all melt away
And the cold from the heart will all soon fade
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I drop chill lines like my name is Mr. Freeze
I'm a writtens rapper man I'm never droppin frees
When I give my order I'm always sayin please
Your girl's making cheese when she's down upon her knees
Oh geez I just went there: greyhound bus
My band hits the stage and our fans hound us
Like they surround us, "Yo we surrender"
Other bands lookin like they just pretenders
Put it in a blender, look at it mix up
Other rappers like "Yo girl I need my dick sucked"
Loosen up, relax guy, it's all good
"But I gotta get that dome bro you would if you could"
And maybe I should but I thrive on monogomy
Like all else there is major dichotomy
Some of these cats have cash-flow idolatry
I'm just fine with shit from the dollar tree
[MC Ohm-I] I realize that late at night
you can find my mind wandering
And if I don't unplug my mind
I'll go crazy
It just passed midnight writing this verse
It seems to be worse than the lines of the first
Now I'm cryin I'm cursed cuz the scheme is perverse
And I need to rehearse all my rhymes to disperse
Plus I try to coerce all the people in the crowd
To sing along with me and shout it out loud
"Cliff B is the best" but I guess it's disallowed
Cuz the statement is false and people disavowed
Oh shit 2:30 I been slackin hardcore
Only wrote 8 lines, gotta write 8 more
I wrote for a post war screen door before four
I'm sure you're bored lets tour candy stores
Or we can make some smores over an open fire
Call me a dork and liar when I say that I'm tired
But I'm comin up fast to the point I'm admired
And I'll be perspired til the day I expire
[MC Ohm-I] I realize that late at night
you can find my mind wandering
And if I don't unplug my mind
I'll go crazy
[MC Ohm-I] I realize that late at night
you can find my mind wandering
And if I don't unplug my mind
I'll go crazy
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[x2]I'm Youngstown Born, Youngstown Bread
Got the label like Schwebels stuck in ya head
Gettin green like Cafaro, thats what I said
The city bleeds, it's the marrow, drippin the red
I'm from the 5 time champ murder-capita rate
Hit the amps bells chime heart of the state
no debate that the crime is deterrin the straight
but I'mma rep this city, yo I'll take on the weight
Gotta build it back up like forefathers with steel
But we need more fathers to get behind the wheel
Yo I know the city's pretty from the freeway appeal
And the lights in the night give it big city zeal
But I can see behind the veil, there's no wizard of Yompton
We gotta step up, put ya foot down and stomp, son
Buildin up bridges with our music, hip-hoppin
Gotta bring indy fire and we're never ever stoppin
All the bands doin work it's a Royal Remedy
Walk the Neon Avenue, all the lights gettin to me
Givin out a new hope before Chaos Reigns
And feedin Homeless from the Baker with love labor pains
[x2]I'm Youngstown Born, Youngstown Bread
Got the label like Schwebels stuck in ya head
Gettin green like Cafaro, thats what I said
The city bleeds, it's the marrow, drippin the red
Now we're buildin up the scene, build it brick and the mortar
and we're doin it big give and takin no quarter
Every fan that we get is a fan that we earned
Every dollar that we see's cuz we grind and we churned
And I'm mindin the words that I spit on the track
Cuz once it leaves the lips I can never get it back
Cuttin slack? naw man I'm forever on the grind
And I'm never lookin back cuz I'll end up so behind
But I'll never be resigned, wait for my time to shine
So I'm making my own destiny by my design
This is just a pleasantry please don't show your jealousy
I have got the remedy with my verbal weaponry
Homeless left a hole, relocated to texas
Now there's cracks in the scene, yo it's really a crevice
So we all gotta step up, show we verbally dextrous
And that Y-town's down and we bringin the freshness
[x2]I'm Youngstown Born, Youngstown Bread
Got the label like Schwebels stuck in ya head
Gettin green like Cafaro, thats what I said
The city bleeds, it's the marrow, drippin the red
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Memories
03:13
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Been a long time now since I seen ya around
And I been thinkin bout your face and ya voice how it sound
I'm really hopin you're proud, so for you I get loud
And I'm doin my damndest to be rockin a crowd
Cuz I gotta do something to ease the pain
It's been almost two years since you left from this plane
But I'm still feelin the same, just like it's all in vain
Like when we're done here what really remains?
You know I've had it explained, it's the memory left
But what does it matter can't get over your death
wanna hear one breath hear your tongue to the cleft
hear you say it's okay, stop feelin bereft
But it's just like a theft, cuz you're here then you're gone
And every days a challenge just to try to go on
It just keeps gettin harder to not be withdrawn
But some people say it's hardest before the dawn
[x2]It's hard I know, lettin you go
Gotta perservere make it to the next show
But I know I'm not alone
Inside my heart's where you make your home
You passed down skills I still use today
And I know there's time that I'll lose my way
Gotta pull my weight, can't be afraid
Cuz I know with you watching I'll be okay
Now I wanted to say that I miss you so much
I just feel so alone and I miss your touch
It's like this rock won't budge, through mud I trudge
But I need to push on and drop this crutch
I think back to all the memories
Every little moment I be treasuring
They're all like saccharine, smooth like margarine
All these times I remember in my reverie
So every time I write I still think of you
Every memory held, every star I sew
Every sculpture molded, all the art I do
Every dream I'm holdin I owe all to you
[x2]It's hard I know, lettin you go
Gotta perservere make it to the next show
But I know I'm not alone
Inside my heart's where you make your home
[x2]It's hard I know, lettin you go
Gotta perservere make it to the next show
But I know I'm not alone
Inside my heart's where you make your home
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Vice Gripped
04:19
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I been sleepin on these cats like I was a princess
[spoken]Oh wait, no, sorry, I been distressed[/spoken]
Cuz all these other rappers wanna talk about realness
But I just do me, and rap about my interests
Like the internets, chatting on facebook
But lots of these cats just give me a dazed look
They want a #based hook or maybe a blazed crook
Go bathe toots while I spit like a crazed cook
Spit and they get shook: Gordon Ramsey
You just a pansy who livin with Granny
I'd fuck your nanny but she just a tranny
You were just boredom, abortion plan B
I'm in the sand see, chillin on lakeshores
You just a fake whore failin to export
Behind the times dollar late and a day short
Need a dive suit for your caves to explore
[x2]Givin advice like I was sagely and wise
But we all got a vice to which we payin a price
It's a roll of the dice for us to stave off a slice
This shit is important so I'm sayin it twice
Grim reaper reapin on the fallen of Fallujah
I know I went fast I thought I might lose ya
My producer approved this maneuver
Putcha complaints on the door like ya Luther
I'm a loser so why don't you kill me
You won't do it cuz you'll feel too guilty
Ayo they built me with infinite thrills see
And my guild be forever more skilled, g
Son ya filty so dirty minded
So demented plus you're so blinded
By the bitches and the bling, priorities bended
But here's your chance to get your family mended
Lookin at Mendez on the Eve of Destruction
Concerned with seduction while White House corruption
Lines pockets of fat cats, nearin eruption
And Occupy Wall Street was not a deduction
[x2]Givin advice like I was sagely and wise
But we all got a vice to which we payin a price
It's a roll of the dice for us to stave off a slice
This shit is important so I'm sayin it twice
Sleep on cats who ain't worth my time
Too busy fighting crime while I spit and I climb
And I'm hittin in time with the drop of a dime
So I'll have to decline your invitation to dine
With the side of mankind who wanna purchase my soul
All the demons runnin wild now they purpose unfold
And they wish to withhold all the strong and the old
But they never hold me back cuz I'm brave and I'm bold
I'm the legend foretold, I'm the hero deserved
Just call me batman from the darkness emerged
Justice preserved and vengeance dispersed
You're lookin two-faced, coin is double obversed
Got me laughin out loud, you must be the Joker
Talkin bout herb and how big of a smoker
You are right now but I rise to the top
I'm the truth speaker that your lies can't stop
[x2]Givin advice like I was sagely and wise
But we all got a vice to which we payin a price
It's a roll of the dice for us to stave off a slice
This shit is important so I'm sayin it twice
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8. |
Freeform Story
03:38
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These thoughts drip down like a rainy day
I'ma sell em to these cats like I'm Fannie Mae
Gonna hit the hay, clear the shit away
Then return all of your gifts like it's Boxing Day
I'm a fox in ways you could never forsee
I'm an Ace Attorney Advocate Devotee
And he spoke to me, gave a guarantee
That he's gonna win the case for the detainee
And I just may be indebted to my raps sir
I'ma keep on spitin until after the rapture
Once I start tourin then I'ma be a traveler
When I write a book this'll be the first chapter
Actually no, my book is full fiction
Factually dull with lots of contradiction
Innacurate Depiction of Alcohol Addiction
Plus an interdiction to a bad cops dereliction
I don't know where the story goes
but once it's on sale inventory's low
I'ma do book signings and collect my check
Then end each day with some Triple-Sec
When I rock the mic, it serves as an introduction
My voice like an audial seduction
My shows might be theatrical productions
Full of destruction and alien abductions
Now for the induction into the hall of fame
It's the waiting game but you know it's all the same
I overcame a sense of shame and then became a household name
And I'm makin em exclain because I bowl a perfect game
Yo I wouldn't trade the fame to be any other guy
I eat a steak and kidney pie then ask my mother why
The evil eye's my cue to cry to retry a windsor tie
Then I lie and say goodbye to Robert Frye Private Eye
Oh my them words they comin at you fast
You know that when I'm asked I be leavin you aghast
You know that I've amassed all the people from my past
And I'm clownin on they ass like my name was Thomas Nast
I don't know where the story goes
but once it's on sale inventory's low
I'ma do book signings and collect my check
Then end each day with some Triple-Sec
I up the asking price on some spanish rice
I get the spa dry ice and then I share a slice
My stuff stays twice as nice with a storage devicve
I think it will suffice that I give bad advice
Ayo to be precise I drop the nonsense bars
I'm a current Ace, you past tense superstar
And there are subpar scars upon your chocolate car
I'll send a mason jar to wish you Au Revoir
And yo from near and far I shout my message clear
"Hey guys when I go rap I want my beverage near"
I guess I'll perservere til I get ginger beer
I'll never disappear like a cheap souvenir
And now the end is here and I will not impede
Because I have decreed that I will not recede
I keep my rhymes light speed, so ill they quaranteened
I'm chainin lines together: Human Centipede
I don't know where the story goes
but once it's on sale inventory's low
I'ma do book signings and collect my check
Then end each day with some Triple-Sec
I don't know where the story goes
but once it's on sale inventory's low
I'ma do book signings and collect my check
Then end each day with some Triple-Sec
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FLOW TO REAL BITCH, CALL DAT SHIT WATER
FLOW TOO REAL BITCH, CAL DAT SHIT PERIOD BLURD
CALL HER JESSE SLAUGHTER, I BE THE AUTHOR
IM LIKE HER FATHER, DONT KNOW HIS NAME
I JUST KNO CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
MY FLOW IS FLAME THOUGH, GOING INSANE BRO
IM PRETTY, ONLY TIME YOU A CUTE IS TRIANGLE
I CAN'T SAY NO TO TAKIN HER V THOUGH
IM AN ANGEL, FUCK HELL AND HEAVEN
MY COCK SUCKED OFF THE REVEREND
WHY SHOCK DUCKS SOFT A CLEVER FRIEND
MY SHIT TOO SICK, I NEED MEDICINE
I GOT A DEMON IN MY BACKYARD AND IMMA LET IT IN!
THE RHYMES ARE FLAME BRO, READING SOME GAME PRO
I FUCKED YOUR MOM BUT SHE FORGOT MY NAME THO
WANT ME TO TOCUH YOU I SAY NO WAY GAY BRO
SWIMMING THE MONEY COME AND FIND ME NEMO/
YOU DO SOME GAY EXERCISE SHIT, KEMO
GETTIN TONS OF NUMBERS IMA CHECK EM, KENO/
SEE ME IN A SUIT THEN YOU THROW UP, SPEEDO
ARROW TO THE KNEE, THATS MY AIM THOUGH
I NEED TO GROWN DOWN AND GRAB SOME MOTHR FUCKING PLAY DOH!
ROLL TO THE SOUTH SIDE START SHOUTIN HEY HO
I GOT A PAY PHONE, THEN I SAID AYO
WANT A MOTHER FUCKIN STRIPPER THOUGH? HOW COULD I SAY NO
BITCH IM THINKING OF DRINKING SOME DRAINO
I PLAY MK9 AS DAT HO KANO
LAUGH AT YOUR BOBBY BOUCHE Z RETARDED ASS LIKE CAPTAIN INSANO
THATS KINDA GAY THOUGH GUESS I BETTER LAY LOW/
GOT TWO TICKETS FOR KANYE AND JAYS SHOW
I HIT UP CHICKS AT PARTIES BUT I'LL NEVER GET LAID THOUGH
IM LIKE EMINEM BUT IM TOO BLACK TO RAP BARS
IF YOU WANNA GET ALL SNM YOU HAD BETTER STRAP HARD
I'M FAST AND FURIOUS BUT I'M TOO DUMB TO SCRAP CARS
GATS IN THIS BITCH BOUT TO CRASH LIKE GLASS SHARDS
SWIMMING THE MONEY COME AND FIND ME NEMO/
YOU DO SOME GAY EXERCISE SHIT, KEMO
GETTIN TONS OF NUMBERS IMA CHECK EM, KENO/
SEE ME IN A SUIT THEN YOU THROW UP, SPEEDO
I BEAT ALL AMERICAN IDOLIZER AND WAS THE LAST TARD
MY FLOW BE SOO SICK I GIVE YA ASS SARS
i masterbate and wish i was single, eating xanax bars
IM HEAD OFF TO THE BATHROOM CAUSE I GOTTA TAKE A CRAP HARD
NERDCORE TO THE MAX ON TRACKS, I PASS LARS
i drop songs on napster, fuck lars
BUT IF I WANNA COP OUT I'LL JUST RUN AND RAP MARS
SO GREEN LANTERN I'M A HERO GO ASK NARS
I GOTTA SWITCH IT UP LIKE HO, THAT SHIT CRAY
I WRECK RHYMES LIKE IM TECH NINE, MY DECK FINE
i got inches on ya main, my dick 9
Ergo my legos be day-glo I check thine
YOU JUST A PUSSY WOODY, ERECT SPINE
IM WOOD IN YOUR FACE, DONT DISRESPECT MINE
MY DOCS A HIGH SCHOOL BUT HE KNOWS HOW TO DISSECT FINE
MY RHYME'S HOTTER THAN THE SUN, I'M LIKE SUPES HOMIE I REWIND TIME
THE ONLY REASON IM STILL SPITTINS TO FIND MINE/
BUT SUPES AIN'T SHIT, DIRTY CONS I TRICK
BUT NEVER LICK PRICKS FOR A SLICE OF THEIR SPITS
bitch i think im danger aaron, 30 on my dick
SWIMMING THE MONEY COME AND FIND ME NEMO/
YOU DO SOME GAY EXERCISE SHIT, KEMO
GETTIN TONS OF NUMBERS IMA CHECK EM, KENO/
SEE ME IN A SUIT THEN YOU THROW UP, SPEEDO
FUCK WRITING MY WRONGS, I WRITE MY RIGHTS
I IGNITE TO HEIGHTS NEVER SEEN BY FLIGHTS
I BRING YO HOUSE DOWN LIKE A GANG OF TERMITES
THE CRITICS HATIN THIS SHIT, BUT EVERYONE ELSE CLICKIN LIKES
I'M RUNNIN STRAIGHT FROM THE HATERS LEMME SLIP ON THESE NIKES
NAH YOU JUST TAE BO-IN SHIT LIKE BILLY BLANKS,
OR OVERDOING FUCKING ZUMBA LIKE CHICKEN HEAD SKANKS
IM ON THE THRONE LIKE MOANS, TOO FUTURISTIC/
CONFUSING THESE DUMB HOES, TOO DAMN SPECIFIC
I'M A SUPER AWESOME GUY, TEDLEY TERRIFIC/
JUST CALL ME LEWIS AND CLARK, IM HEADIN PACIFIC
YOU LICKING COCKS, HITTING SLOTS, DOUBLE DIGITS/
IN THE SPOT, ROCKING TWATS, FUCKING MIDGETS
I LOVE FUCKIN MIDGETS YO I JUST SIT EM AND SPIN EM/
CALL ME KHALED RAPPERS I JUST SPIT EM AND WIN EM
ASK HER TO SHOW TITS, THIS BE THE INTERNET DOG/
ASK HER FOR PIC PUT EM IN A NET: FROG
SWIMMING THE MONEY COME AND FIND ME NEMO/
YOU DO SOME GAY EXERCISE SHIT, KEMO
GETTIN TONS OF NUMBERS IMA CHECK EM, KENO/
SEE ME IN A SUIT THEN YOU THROW UP, SPEEDO
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10. |
Missing You
02:17
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Sittin in my room all by my lonesome
Friends don't know my plan's less than wholesome
Filled by booze and fueled by sadness
Thoughts drive me further into madness
The clock keeps tickin and my brain keeps stickin
On the thoughts runnin round now my eyes keep trickin
my brain into seein what is not there
It's making me wanna stop breathin the air
Don't know how to cope with this feelin of loss
I'm runnin out of hope, eyes begin to gloss
Can't act like a boss when I feel like a rookie
When I saw her in the box it really shook me
Took a whole year to put pen to paper
Her death makes me wanna believe in a maker
A god, holy spirit, an afterlife
But I wanna cut deep with the altar knife
[x2]Missing you is the hardest thing I've ever had to do
I wish I could see you
Can't fill the void that I've had since you left
I've been lost in the world ever since your death
It's been a long year since you went away
But I still think of you every god damned day
I won't well in sorrow, you expect better
More tears come out after each written letter
I've written quite a few and I know I'll write more
It keeps getting harder when I go in your door
The door to your house well I guess now it's mine
Cuz you left it to me when you signed on the line
But although you're gone and you left it to me
It'll always be yours, house 93
Over on North E, left to me and my brother
We still call it yours, even my mother
We're all still in pain even if we don't show it
I promise I'll go far, I swear I won't blow it
[x2]Missing you is the hardest thing I've ever had to do
I wish I could see you
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Been hearin these people callin for a dance track
Well get on the floor and bring ya booty back
Got a little somethin that's fresh from the past
Brought it back with me, I got it on the last
Time in the D with the big Dr B
Put foot to the tile now jive with me
You're gonna learn what I got to teach
Now put your arms out far as you can reach
Let the 'lectricity go left to right
Then send it back over don't try to fight
Drop to the ground your Flux Capacitor
If your girl gettin looks then don't be mad at her
Now lift yourself up and step to the side
Open that door and get in the ride
Drive that thing til you get to 88
Then let yourself shimmy like you bout to dissipate
Lift it back up at your destination
Fix up your past from desecration
Hope you don't epect a revelation
I'm just here for pleasuration
[x2]Do the 1.21 Jigawatt Jive
Hop in yo Delorian come on lets ride
Doc Brown and Marty always lookin so fly
When the lightning bolt hits straight up from the sky
Now that you know I wanna see ya rockin
You bring the swagger and I'll do the talkin
I'm amazed at the ways that you blaze up the place
With the pace that you grace all the onlookers gaze
And it shows that you know how to go with the flow
You also steal the show when you drop it down low
It's smooth like butter when you split the time stream
You lookin like somethin out of a wet dream
Now come on everybody no leanin on the wall
This right here is a dance floor roll call
Wanna see you dancin with your lady or your dude
But if you flyin solo no need to get an attitude
You just do you and keep it poppin
The other sex'll see and they'll be flockin
I'm droppin 20 lines in all these verses
Least you could do ladies is drop ya purses
Bring it to the floor and grab ya friends
If ya catch a dude's eye it all depends
If ya willin to be thrillin from the floor an to the ceilin
Then ya reppin when ya steppin don't be trippin when ya dippin
[x2]Do the 1.21 Jigawatt Jive
Hop in yo Delorian come on lets ride
Doc Brown and Marty always lookin so fly
When the lightning bolt hits straight up from the sky
[DJ Stuck]Great Scott! I know you might have heard a lot
Of dance floor obscenities but this is an amenity
To the cause of partyin but be aware my tardy friend
That my main man McFly comma Marty's in
Control of the time stream, he's cookin up a rhyme scheme
I tried to save the clock tower but now the chimes seem
Distant from where I'm standin
1985 kickin it with Biff Tannen
I am demandin that you're understandin
I'm findin that I'm rhymin
on the steps of the landin
At the end of time with Speccio
I'm time travelin with John Titor and Chrono
The 1.21 Jigawatt Jive
Buildin up your speed until you're satisfied
1.5 is just too much
Now change up the gears and pop out the clutch
[both]Nerd nerd, what ya heard?
Nerd nerd, what ya heard?
Nerd nerd, what ya heard?
[Cliff] Do the 1.21 Jigawatt Jive!
{Concurrently}
[Stuck]McFly quick slide to the side (Cliff)Nerd nerd, what ya heard?
[Stuck]Doc Brown drop it down to the ground (Cliff)Nerd nerd, what ya heard?
[Stuck]McFly quick slide to the side (Cliff)Nerd nerd, what ya heard?
[Stuck]Doc Brown drop it down to the ground [Cliff] Do the 1.21 Jigawatt Jive!
[x2](Cliff)Do the 1.21 Jigawatt Jive [Stuck]McFly quick slide to the side
(Cliff)Hop in yo Delorian come on lets ride [Stuck]Doc Brown drop it down to the ground
(Cliff)Doc Brown and Marty always lookin so fly [Stuck]McFly quick slide to the side
(Cliff)When the lightning bolt hits straight up from the sky [Stuck]Doc Brown drop it down to the ground
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YO I GOT THE HIGHEST POST COUNT IN THE NERDCORE CHAT/
YOUR RHYMES ARE AWKWARDLY AWFUL: #NERDCORE CATS
SWAG TOO CRISPY, CALL ME CHRIS G/
GOT A COLD WHEN RHYMING, SICK STEEZ
YO I CRAFT MAD BEATS LIKE I WAS A DOPE FARMER/
GOT A BUNNY IN THE GARDEN YOU KNOW IMMA HARM HER
EVERY DAY ALL I DO IS GET BAKED: BETTY CROCKER/
MY VERSE IS THE FOUR WHEEL DRIVE OF RAP: CHEVY CHOPPER
I shit rhymes all the time, irritable bowls.
when I'm screamin in your face, irritable vowels
Errybody runnin scared from my hammer: mod fear/
You can call me John from homestuck: god tier
MY FLOW IS IN YOUR FACE LIKE POOL WATER/
RL STINE RHYMES: COOL AUTHORS
EVERY VERSE YOU DROP IS GAY: FAGGOTRY/
YOU GET WOOD LOOKING AT MEN: FAGGOT TREE
Flow so real, back off it, maynneee/
So high, so fly, bitch get off my plane
Looky look, I wrote you a hook.
Looky look, I wrote you a hook.
I'll be in Youngstown at sundown, or i'll be damn.
Bring a banjo and ammo, Zombieland
You can call me urza, serpents be on my plane
get these motherfucking snakes, off my plane
ya writing on a plane not very fly,
plateau bitches write plain vanilla sky
I kill kittens with writtens, slay cats with frees.
I spray strays with acid, then freshen with febreeze
I ABUSE WORDS, EVERY VERSE IS ANOTHER DRUNK DAD/
YOUR VERSES STINK, EVERY BAR IS SKUNK BAD
Wyr, that is indeed skunk bad
BITERS' TEETH GET FUCKED UP INFRAGGABLE CRUNK-BAD
I eat vegimite and shit banger's too,
I'm an awesome aussie with with a posse of kangaroos
IT'S THE OFFICIAL ROO GANG, I PUT MY POPS ON IT/
IF I GOT BEEF I AIN'T GOT BEEF, I HOPS ON IT
TOO WACK MAYNE, YOU FAKE THE FLOW/
YOU RAPE SOME BROS WITH FELLATIO
AUSTRALIA IS BASICALLY THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM WITH DINGOS/
SMASH YOUR CREW LIKE BEETLES, NO LENINS ALL RINGOS
I'm a kitchen musician play a turducken medley/
You're just bitchin and wishin that you were fuckin tedley
Flow so real, back off it, maynneee/
So high, so fly, bitch get off my plane
Looky look, I wrote you a hook.
Looky look, I wrote you a hook.
I'll be in Youngstown at sundown, or i'll be damn.
Bring a banjo and ammo, Zombieland
You can call me urza, serpents be on my plane
get these motherfucking snakes, off my plane
ya writing on a plane not very fly,
plateau bitches write plain vanilla sky
you're flow suffers like market losses, morgan and stanley,
my ledgers a living legend like fucking stan lee
TEDLEY GOT THE HOTTEST BOD, DUDE RUNS WITH AN EIGHT PACK/
NO MATTER HOW GAY I AM, YOU BITCHES ARE STILL STRAIGHT WACK
Tedley is the chairman of the crappy commission/
You a wanna be Money Boy jackin Rappy's Position
you can't touch my growing income potential,
but your girl can :D that bitch is mental
but we cant invite solus to the gangbang,
lest she gets all sentimental
I'm sick in the head, you dudes curl the fuck up.
I eat peices of shit like you for breakfest, two girls one cup
I CAN'T GET TEDLEY SO ONE TIME I FUCKED CHADLEY/
AND JUST CUZ HIS NAME IS KINDA THE SAME. I WANT TED'S TOUCH BADLY.
Two girls one cup, that reference played out like theater/
Yo girl wanted a man, I'm guessin now it's Cliff B in her
Flow so real, back off it, maynneee/
So high, so fly, bitch get off my plane
Looky look, I wrote you a hook.
Looky look, I wrote you a hook.
I'll be in Youngstown at sundown, or i'll be damn.
Bring a banjo and ammo, Zombieland
You can call me urza, serpents be on my plane
get these motherfucking snakes, off my plane
ya writing on a plane not very fly,
plateau bitches write plain vanilla sky
Cliif B's unorginal, like dates with dinner and a movie.
I'll put a splinters in your boobies and incinerate your groupies
You must not ever do research, Cliff B don't ever get groupies/
the only gropin and boobies I get come after some roofies
VR'S ZONED OUT LIVING LIFE LIKE IT'S VIRTUAL/
REALITY AIN'T SHIT, IN HIS MIND HE'LL HURT YOU ALL
you like that line Solus? I got plenty more comin/
we'll soon be chummin and bummin round the town, banjo strummin
TYPING CAN'T BE CONTROLLED, GODZILLA BE SLAMMIN' KEYS, SON/
I GOT MORE FORCE THAN FORTY FOUR LIAM NEESONS
Wyr in all caps, VR trollin an lollin/
A track from chat I'mma rap, so I better start scrollin
I'M HEARTBROKEN, SHUBZ WHY'D YOU HAVE TO MARRY VR?/
AND VR WAS PLAN B, FOREVER ALONE? WE ARE
PONIES ON MY DICK CUZ I LOOK LIKE BILLY/
YOUR RHYMES ARE FILLED WITH CHEESE LIKE PHILLIES
Flow so real, back off it, maynneee/
So high, so fly, bitch get off my plane
Looky look, I wrote you a hook.
Looky look, I wrote you a hook.
I'll be in Youngstown at sundown, or i'll be damn.
Bring a banjo and ammo, Zombieland
You can call me urza, serpents be on my plane
get these motherfucking snakes, off my plane
ya writing on a plane not very fly,
plateau bitches write plain vanilla sky
We are we are the youth of the nation,
gettin euthanasia from troops in asia
I'M RAPPIN' HOOKS LIKE I GOT A PIRATE A PRESENT/
GOT A SHARP TONGUE, ENDIN' UP SILENT IN HEAVEN
you write Sharp not sony bravo,
less quality guess its part of your bravado
You're chick is disgusting, I said it bluntly.
Eatin bon bons all day, Peggy Bundy
broke and begging for cash - youre always nob gobblin
youll never get that paper - your only gold is nose goblins
I gotta piss like a racehorse, Kentucky Derby/
Got a hard on for bronies, I'm fuckin Derpy
POPPING BOTTLES, DROPPING G'S/
NO DRUG BUSTS, CANT 'COP' MY STEEZ/
Gotta piss guys, for real though, I'll just BRB,
Wyr wishes he could get some of VR's D
Flow so real, back off it, maynneee/
So high, so fly, bitch get off my plane
Looky look, I wrote you a hook.
Looky look, I wrote you a hook.
I'll be in Youngstown at sundown, or i'll be damn.
Bring a banjo and ammo, Zombieland
You can call me urza, serpents be on my plane
get these motherfucking snakes, off my plane
ya writing on a plane not very fly,
plateau bitches write plain vanilla sky
Ponies on my dick like I'm billy the fridge/
Friendship is magic, equestrian priviledge
Gay jokes on Wyr may seem like a diss yo/
It's so obvious it's like saying he need air to live though.
PEER REVIEW MY DICK said Cliff B thus returning,
After sleeping with ponies guys my dick it is burning
I spend most days with horses on my penis.
I get endorsements from addidas for enforcing dick subpoenas
I knows that legalese jargon, I learned it with ease/
Legal aide in my office, bitch down on your knees
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The Comic Sads Columbus, Ohio
The Comic Sads is a music project by one half of the Columbus Oh nerdcore duo Cliff B. The Comic Sads goes into somewhat more introspective topics and issues than 2d6, but still attempting to present in a mostly comedic way. They have been making bad music for 11 years, and they're not stopping any time soon. ... more
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