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Sorry I Let You Down, Buddy

by The Comic Sads

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(It's the) Return of the B, yes I'm back on the scene Motherfuckers take heed of where my b&hammer be Been obscure for a minute now I'm feelin the need to drop these cuts on ya arms now I'm makin ya bleed Got my nice blue shoes and my camoflauge vest on Gone for a while but you know I was a guest on A couple tracks droppin here and there Plus a couple in the pipe, ya'll best beware It be best to care, bitches breasts be bare when I rock a live show ya'll best be there It's the best I swear, no exaggeration I'm my own worst critic, deep examination extrapolation, examine my wordplay Got a deaf ear, can't hear what the nerds say Make an Ace Attorney beat and then I'm gone Spit lines on a track, make you yell KAHN!!! [x2]B is for boss, I been buildin up my level B is for badass, leave your grandmother disheveled B is for bitches, internet pimp B is for back, leave ya sister with a limp Name's Cliff B not the vidja developer Met up with ya sister, I be tellin her I'm a nerd rapper, bringin the rhymes then we went back to her place, sexy times oops, wait a second, she said not to say that Pimpin and my waistline, you know I stay fat And that I spay cats mutilate genitals and when I play risk neutralize generals send out sentinels, eliminate x-men go to her house, eat her food, fuck my ex then call up your mom and ask what's for dinner just call me by my real name, Charlie Winner I'm a sinner, you know I'm no saint If the buffet were a court, I'd go hard in the paint If I ever lost 100 pounds, I might faint But I'm still gettin bitches brah, gettin that taint [x2]B is for boss, I been buildin up my level B is for badass, leave your grandmother disheveled B is for bitches, internet pimp B is for back, leave ya sister with a limp [x2]B is for boss, I been buildin up my level B is for badass, leave your grandmother disheveled B is for bitches, internet pimp B is for back, leave ya sister with a limp
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I look into the mirror, tell me, what do I see? I see nothing motherfucker I'm a vampire, b. Well I sleep all day, bite necks at night And I got superhuman strength so gear up for a fight Hey it's Buffy, more like fluffy, man that slayer ain't shit I'll just grab a stake and then you know I'll dust that bitch And while I won't refrain, I'll suck the life from your veins But if you stab me with a stake gonna feel some chest pain I'm a vampire, watch out for me Yeah I'm not afraid to bite ya neck see I'm a vampire, watch out for me You might be afraid of the dark but not me I'm a vampire, watch out for me Yeah I'm not afraid to bite ya neck see I'm a vampite, watch out for me I been kickin it live since 1803 I don't sleep in a coffin that's a stereotype and you know I don't fly that;s another one right And while I don't like that can't you understand But I can bite anyone, woman or man (DAMN) Could you please turn out the sun? I can't have any fun when it's burning my buns Well I can't be killed by bullets or guns So if that's all you've got then you had better run I'm a vampire, watch out for me Yeah I'm not afraid to bite ya neck see I'm a vampire, watch out for me You might be afraid of the dark but not me I'm a vampire, watch out for me Yeah I'm not afraid to bite ya neck see I'm a vampite, watch out for me I been kickin it live since 1803 I'm a vampire, don't fuck with me Cuz I'm the undead fuckin type of G I'm a vampire, roll in a hearse And when I bite ya, you know it hurts the worst I'm a vampire, don't fuck with me Cuz I'm the undead fuckin type of G I'm a vampire, came out the ground So I can drink the blood of your whole hometown I'm a vampire, watch out for me Yeah I'm not afraid to bite ya neck see I'm a vampire, watch out for me You might be afraid of the dark but not me I'm a vampire, watch out for me Yeah I'm not afraid to bite ya neck see I'm a vampite, watch out for me I been kickin it live since 1803
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Just another day in the wintertime Follow autumn's gaze killin celandine all the people of the world now intertwined wanna know what I mean, read the interline And I'm gettin mine now feel the bitter breeze Yo quitter please just feel the winter freeze see the wreaths on the door and the people's skis And the slicker snow lyin on fallen leaves All the frozen dreams fallin off to the wayside Denied, does it seem like it coincides? Death is the season, death presides Determination is strength, what resides inside Do you feel what I describe? The chill of the words The sting of the air, so cold it hurts The unheard sounds convert to introver The notion perverts the whole of the earth Snow falls down like the passin of days Throughout time all the passion degrades All the energy gets rationed away All life's moments pass then they fade Cold winds blow through the passin of seasons Friends grow distant, various reasons Those that were lost are guilty of treason Opposite mirrors likewise feelings Through their dealings winter hath came for the once best friends it's never the same Both name names and shift all the blame to the other one quoth, "They changed and became what they say they loathe," changed their clothes move to a different path, friends foreclosed Disclose to those who knew them both That the other stopped caring, broke the oath Tore the bonds that friendship forged Scorched the bridge that crossed the gorge Emerged from anger each others scourge Both have sworn enemies thenceforth Snow falls down like the passin of days Throughout time all the passion degrades All the energy gets rationed away All life's moments pass then they fade Through all the trials, hardship, snow Everything passes the further we go Memories framed in the moment, tableaux Things from childhood we always outgrow Need to press on like the passing of seasons Spring onto summer, eternal cohesion Summer onto Fall, beginning of grievance Fall onto winter, nature's coherence Winter to spring, regrowth and rebirth Another opportunity to show what we're worth Memories unearthed, old friends can reverse And renew all the mirth that the two once shared All of this can be done with their scars bared Show that they cared even though they were scared All the hurt they invert to the love that they shared Snow falls down like the passin of days But the sun comes back sharing passionate rays All the warmth makes the snow all melt away And the cold from the heart will all soon fade
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I drop chill lines like my name is Mr. Freeze I'm a writtens rapper man I'm never droppin frees When I give my order I'm always sayin please Your girl's making cheese when she's down upon her knees Oh geez I just went there: greyhound bus My band hits the stage and our fans hound us Like they surround us, "Yo we surrender" Other bands lookin like they just pretenders Put it in a blender, look at it mix up Other rappers like "Yo girl I need my dick sucked" Loosen up, relax guy, it's all good "But I gotta get that dome bro you would if you could" And maybe I should but I thrive on monogomy Like all else there is major dichotomy Some of these cats have cash-flow idolatry I'm just fine with shit from the dollar tree [MC Ohm-I] I realize that late at night you can find my mind wandering And if I don't unplug my mind I'll go crazy It just passed midnight writing this verse It seems to be worse than the lines of the first Now I'm cryin I'm cursed cuz the scheme is perverse And I need to rehearse all my rhymes to disperse Plus I try to coerce all the people in the crowd To sing along with me and shout it out loud "Cliff B is the best" but I guess it's disallowed Cuz the statement is false and people disavowed Oh shit 2:30 I been slackin hardcore Only wrote 8 lines, gotta write 8 more I wrote for a post war screen door before four I'm sure you're bored lets tour candy stores Or we can make some smores over an open fire Call me a dork and liar when I say that I'm tired But I'm comin up fast to the point I'm admired And I'll be perspired til the day I expire [MC Ohm-I] I realize that late at night you can find my mind wandering And if I don't unplug my mind I'll go crazy [MC Ohm-I] I realize that late at night you can find my mind wandering And if I don't unplug my mind I'll go crazy
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[x2]I'm Youngstown Born, Youngstown Bread Got the label like Schwebels stuck in ya head Gettin green like Cafaro, thats what I said The city bleeds, it's the marrow, drippin the red I'm from the 5 time champ murder-capita rate Hit the amps bells chime heart of the state no debate that the crime is deterrin the straight but I'mma rep this city, yo I'll take on the weight Gotta build it back up like forefathers with steel But we need more fathers to get behind the wheel Yo I know the city's pretty from the freeway appeal And the lights in the night give it big city zeal But I can see behind the veil, there's no wizard of Yompton We gotta step up, put ya foot down and stomp, son Buildin up bridges with our music, hip-hoppin Gotta bring indy fire and we're never ever stoppin All the bands doin work it's a Royal Remedy Walk the Neon Avenue, all the lights gettin to me Givin out a new hope before Chaos Reigns And feedin Homeless from the Baker with love labor pains [x2]I'm Youngstown Born, Youngstown Bread Got the label like Schwebels stuck in ya head Gettin green like Cafaro, thats what I said The city bleeds, it's the marrow, drippin the red Now we're buildin up the scene, build it brick and the mortar and we're doin it big give and takin no quarter Every fan that we get is a fan that we earned Every dollar that we see's cuz we grind and we churned And I'm mindin the words that I spit on the track Cuz once it leaves the lips I can never get it back Cuttin slack? naw man I'm forever on the grind And I'm never lookin back cuz I'll end up so behind But I'll never be resigned, wait for my time to shine So I'm making my own destiny by my design This is just a pleasantry please don't show your jealousy I have got the remedy with my verbal weaponry Homeless left a hole, relocated to texas Now there's cracks in the scene, yo it's really a crevice So we all gotta step up, show we verbally dextrous And that Y-town's down and we bringin the freshness [x2]I'm Youngstown Born, Youngstown Bread Got the label like Schwebels stuck in ya head Gettin green like Cafaro, thats what I said The city bleeds, it's the marrow, drippin the red
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Memories 03:13
Been a long time now since I seen ya around And I been thinkin bout your face and ya voice how it sound I'm really hopin you're proud, so for you I get loud And I'm doin my damndest to be rockin a crowd Cuz I gotta do something to ease the pain It's been almost two years since you left from this plane But I'm still feelin the same, just like it's all in vain Like when we're done here what really remains? You know I've had it explained, it's the memory left But what does it matter can't get over your death wanna hear one breath hear your tongue to the cleft hear you say it's okay, stop feelin bereft But it's just like a theft, cuz you're here then you're gone And every days a challenge just to try to go on It just keeps gettin harder to not be withdrawn But some people say it's hardest before the dawn [x2]It's hard I know, lettin you go Gotta perservere make it to the next show But I know I'm not alone Inside my heart's where you make your home You passed down skills I still use today And I know there's time that I'll lose my way Gotta pull my weight, can't be afraid Cuz I know with you watching I'll be okay Now I wanted to say that I miss you so much I just feel so alone and I miss your touch It's like this rock won't budge, through mud I trudge But I need to push on and drop this crutch I think back to all the memories Every little moment I be treasuring They're all like saccharine, smooth like margarine All these times I remember in my reverie So every time I write I still think of you Every memory held, every star I sew Every sculpture molded, all the art I do Every dream I'm holdin I owe all to you [x2]It's hard I know, lettin you go Gotta perservere make it to the next show But I know I'm not alone Inside my heart's where you make your home [x2]It's hard I know, lettin you go Gotta perservere make it to the next show But I know I'm not alone Inside my heart's where you make your home
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Vice Gripped 04:19
I been sleepin on these cats like I was a princess [spoken]Oh wait, no, sorry, I been distressed[/spoken] Cuz all these other rappers wanna talk about realness But I just do me, and rap about my interests Like the internets, chatting on facebook But lots of these cats just give me a dazed look They want a #based hook or maybe a blazed crook Go bathe toots while I spit like a crazed cook Spit and they get shook: Gordon Ramsey You just a pansy who livin with Granny I'd fuck your nanny but she just a tranny You were just boredom, abortion plan B I'm in the sand see, chillin on lakeshores You just a fake whore failin to export Behind the times dollar late and a day short Need a dive suit for your caves to explore [x2]Givin advice like I was sagely and wise But we all got a vice to which we payin a price It's a roll of the dice for us to stave off a slice This shit is important so I'm sayin it twice Grim reaper reapin on the fallen of Fallujah I know I went fast I thought I might lose ya My producer approved this maneuver Putcha complaints on the door like ya Luther I'm a loser so why don't you kill me You won't do it cuz you'll feel too guilty Ayo they built me with infinite thrills see And my guild be forever more skilled, g Son ya filty so dirty minded So demented plus you're so blinded By the bitches and the bling, priorities bended But here's your chance to get your family mended Lookin at Mendez on the Eve of Destruction Concerned with seduction while White House corruption Lines pockets of fat cats, nearin eruption And Occupy Wall Street was not a deduction [x2]Givin advice like I was sagely and wise But we all got a vice to which we payin a price It's a roll of the dice for us to stave off a slice This shit is important so I'm sayin it twice Sleep on cats who ain't worth my time Too busy fighting crime while I spit and I climb And I'm hittin in time with the drop of a dime So I'll have to decline your invitation to dine With the side of mankind who wanna purchase my soul All the demons runnin wild now they purpose unfold And they wish to withhold all the strong and the old But they never hold me back cuz I'm brave and I'm bold I'm the legend foretold, I'm the hero deserved Just call me batman from the darkness emerged Justice preserved and vengeance dispersed You're lookin two-faced, coin is double obversed Got me laughin out loud, you must be the Joker Talkin bout herb and how big of a smoker You are right now but I rise to the top I'm the truth speaker that your lies can't stop [x2]Givin advice like I was sagely and wise But we all got a vice to which we payin a price It's a roll of the dice for us to stave off a slice This shit is important so I'm sayin it twice
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These thoughts drip down like a rainy day I'ma sell em to these cats like I'm Fannie Mae Gonna hit the hay, clear the shit away Then return all of your gifts like it's Boxing Day I'm a fox in ways you could never forsee I'm an Ace Attorney Advocate Devotee And he spoke to me, gave a guarantee That he's gonna win the case for the detainee And I just may be indebted to my raps sir I'ma keep on spitin until after the rapture Once I start tourin then I'ma be a traveler When I write a book this'll be the first chapter Actually no, my book is full fiction Factually dull with lots of contradiction Innacurate Depiction of Alcohol Addiction Plus an interdiction to a bad cops dereliction I don't know where the story goes but once it's on sale inventory's low I'ma do book signings and collect my check Then end each day with some Triple-Sec When I rock the mic, it serves as an introduction My voice like an audial seduction My shows might be theatrical productions Full of destruction and alien abductions Now for the induction into the hall of fame It's the waiting game but you know it's all the same I overcame a sense of shame and then became a household name And I'm makin em exclain because I bowl a perfect game Yo I wouldn't trade the fame to be any other guy I eat a steak and kidney pie then ask my mother why The evil eye's my cue to cry to retry a windsor tie Then I lie and say goodbye to Robert Frye Private Eye Oh my them words they comin at you fast You know that when I'm asked I be leavin you aghast You know that I've amassed all the people from my past And I'm clownin on they ass like my name was Thomas Nast I don't know where the story goes but once it's on sale inventory's low I'ma do book signings and collect my check Then end each day with some Triple-Sec I up the asking price on some spanish rice I get the spa dry ice and then I share a slice My stuff stays twice as nice with a storage devicve I think it will suffice that I give bad advice Ayo to be precise I drop the nonsense bars I'm a current Ace, you past tense superstar And there are subpar scars upon your chocolate car I'll send a mason jar to wish you Au Revoir And yo from near and far I shout my message clear "Hey guys when I go rap I want my beverage near" I guess I'll perservere til I get ginger beer I'll never disappear like a cheap souvenir And now the end is here and I will not impede Because I have decreed that I will not recede I keep my rhymes light speed, so ill they quaranteened I'm chainin lines together: Human Centipede I don't know where the story goes but once it's on sale inventory's low I'ma do book signings and collect my check Then end each day with some Triple-Sec I don't know where the story goes but once it's on sale inventory's low I'ma do book signings and collect my check Then end each day with some Triple-Sec
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FLOW TO REAL BITCH, CALL DAT SHIT WATER FLOW TOO REAL BITCH, CAL DAT SHIT PERIOD BLURD CALL HER JESSE SLAUGHTER, I BE THE AUTHOR IM LIKE HER FATHER, DONT KNOW HIS NAME I JUST KNO CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME MY FLOW IS FLAME THOUGH, GOING INSANE BRO IM PRETTY, ONLY TIME YOU A CUTE IS TRIANGLE I CAN'T SAY NO TO TAKIN HER V THOUGH IM AN ANGEL, FUCK HELL AND HEAVEN MY COCK SUCKED OFF THE REVEREND WHY SHOCK DUCKS SOFT A CLEVER FRIEND MY SHIT TOO SICK, I NEED MEDICINE I GOT A DEMON IN MY BACKYARD AND IMMA LET IT IN! THE RHYMES ARE FLAME BRO, READING SOME GAME PRO I FUCKED YOUR MOM BUT SHE FORGOT MY NAME THO WANT ME TO TOCUH YOU I SAY NO WAY GAY BRO SWIMMING THE MONEY COME AND FIND ME NEMO/ YOU DO SOME GAY EXERCISE SHIT, KEMO GETTIN TONS OF NUMBERS IMA CHECK EM, KENO/ SEE ME IN A SUIT THEN YOU THROW UP, SPEEDO ARROW TO THE KNEE, THATS MY AIM THOUGH I NEED TO GROWN DOWN AND GRAB SOME MOTHR FUCKING PLAY DOH! ROLL TO THE SOUTH SIDE START SHOUTIN HEY HO I GOT A PAY PHONE, THEN I SAID AYO WANT A MOTHER FUCKIN STRIPPER THOUGH? HOW COULD I SAY NO BITCH IM THINKING OF DRINKING SOME DRAINO I PLAY MK9 AS DAT HO KANO LAUGH AT YOUR BOBBY BOUCHE Z RETARDED ASS LIKE CAPTAIN INSANO THATS KINDA GAY THOUGH GUESS I BETTER LAY LOW/ GOT TWO TICKETS FOR KANYE AND JAYS SHOW I HIT UP CHICKS AT PARTIES BUT I'LL NEVER GET LAID THOUGH IM LIKE EMINEM BUT IM TOO BLACK TO RAP BARS IF YOU WANNA GET ALL SNM YOU HAD BETTER STRAP HARD I'M FAST AND FURIOUS BUT I'M TOO DUMB TO SCRAP CARS GATS IN THIS BITCH BOUT TO CRASH LIKE GLASS SHARDS SWIMMING THE MONEY COME AND FIND ME NEMO/ YOU DO SOME GAY EXERCISE SHIT, KEMO GETTIN TONS OF NUMBERS IMA CHECK EM, KENO/ SEE ME IN A SUIT THEN YOU THROW UP, SPEEDO I BEAT ALL AMERICAN IDOLIZER AND WAS THE LAST TARD MY FLOW BE SOO SICK I GIVE YA ASS SARS i masterbate and wish i was single, eating xanax bars IM HEAD OFF TO THE BATHROOM CAUSE I GOTTA TAKE A CRAP HARD NERDCORE TO THE MAX ON TRACKS, I PASS LARS i drop songs on napster, fuck lars BUT IF I WANNA COP OUT I'LL JUST RUN AND RAP MARS SO GREEN LANTERN I'M A HERO GO ASK NARS I GOTTA SWITCH IT UP LIKE HO, THAT SHIT CRAY I WRECK RHYMES LIKE IM TECH NINE, MY DECK FINE i got inches on ya main, my dick 9 Ergo my legos be day-glo I check thine YOU JUST A PUSSY WOODY, ERECT SPINE IM WOOD IN YOUR FACE, DONT DISRESPECT MINE MY DOCS A HIGH SCHOOL BUT HE KNOWS HOW TO DISSECT FINE MY RHYME'S HOTTER THAN THE SUN, I'M LIKE SUPES HOMIE I REWIND TIME THE ONLY REASON IM STILL SPITTINS TO FIND MINE/ BUT SUPES AIN'T SHIT, DIRTY CONS I TRICK BUT NEVER LICK PRICKS FOR A SLICE OF THEIR SPITS bitch i think im danger aaron, 30 on my dick SWIMMING THE MONEY COME AND FIND ME NEMO/ YOU DO SOME GAY EXERCISE SHIT, KEMO GETTIN TONS OF NUMBERS IMA CHECK EM, KENO/ SEE ME IN A SUIT THEN YOU THROW UP, SPEEDO FUCK WRITING MY WRONGS, I WRITE MY RIGHTS I IGNITE TO HEIGHTS NEVER SEEN BY FLIGHTS I BRING YO HOUSE DOWN LIKE A GANG OF TERMITES THE CRITICS HATIN THIS SHIT, BUT EVERYONE ELSE CLICKIN LIKES I'M RUNNIN STRAIGHT FROM THE HATERS LEMME SLIP ON THESE NIKES NAH YOU JUST TAE BO-IN SHIT LIKE BILLY BLANKS, OR OVERDOING FUCKING ZUMBA LIKE CHICKEN HEAD SKANKS IM ON THE THRONE LIKE MOANS, TOO FUTURISTIC/ CONFUSING THESE DUMB HOES, TOO DAMN SPECIFIC I'M A SUPER AWESOME GUY, TEDLEY TERRIFIC/ JUST CALL ME LEWIS AND CLARK, IM HEADIN PACIFIC YOU LICKING COCKS, HITTING SLOTS, DOUBLE DIGITS/ IN THE SPOT, ROCKING TWATS, FUCKING MIDGETS I LOVE FUCKIN MIDGETS YO I JUST SIT EM AND SPIN EM/ CALL ME KHALED RAPPERS I JUST SPIT EM AND WIN EM ASK HER TO SHOW TITS, THIS BE THE INTERNET DOG/ ASK HER FOR PIC PUT EM IN A NET: FROG SWIMMING THE MONEY COME AND FIND ME NEMO/ YOU DO SOME GAY EXERCISE SHIT, KEMO GETTIN TONS OF NUMBERS IMA CHECK EM, KENO/ SEE ME IN A SUIT THEN YOU THROW UP, SPEEDO
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Missing You 02:17
Sittin in my room all by my lonesome Friends don't know my plan's less than wholesome Filled by booze and fueled by sadness Thoughts drive me further into madness The clock keeps tickin and my brain keeps stickin On the thoughts runnin round now my eyes keep trickin my brain into seein what is not there It's making me wanna stop breathin the air Don't know how to cope with this feelin of loss I'm runnin out of hope, eyes begin to gloss Can't act like a boss when I feel like a rookie When I saw her in the box it really shook me Took a whole year to put pen to paper Her death makes me wanna believe in a maker A god, holy spirit, an afterlife But I wanna cut deep with the altar knife [x2]Missing you is the hardest thing I've ever had to do I wish I could see you Can't fill the void that I've had since you left I've been lost in the world ever since your death It's been a long year since you went away But I still think of you every god damned day I won't well in sorrow, you expect better More tears come out after each written letter I've written quite a few and I know I'll write more It keeps getting harder when I go in your door The door to your house well I guess now it's mine Cuz you left it to me when you signed on the line But although you're gone and you left it to me It'll always be yours, house 93 Over on North E, left to me and my brother We still call it yours, even my mother We're all still in pain even if we don't show it I promise I'll go far, I swear I won't blow it [x2]Missing you is the hardest thing I've ever had to do I wish I could see you
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Been hearin these people callin for a dance track Well get on the floor and bring ya booty back Got a little somethin that's fresh from the past Brought it back with me, I got it on the last Time in the D with the big Dr B Put foot to the tile now jive with me You're gonna learn what I got to teach Now put your arms out far as you can reach Let the 'lectricity go left to right Then send it back over don't try to fight Drop to the ground your Flux Capacitor If your girl gettin looks then don't be mad at her Now lift yourself up and step to the side Open that door and get in the ride Drive that thing til you get to 88 Then let yourself shimmy like you bout to dissipate Lift it back up at your destination Fix up your past from desecration Hope you don't epect a revelation I'm just here for pleasuration [x2]Do the 1.21 Jigawatt Jive Hop in yo Delorian come on lets ride Doc Brown and Marty always lookin so fly When the lightning bolt hits straight up from the sky Now that you know I wanna see ya rockin You bring the swagger and I'll do the talkin I'm amazed at the ways that you blaze up the place With the pace that you grace all the onlookers gaze And it shows that you know how to go with the flow You also steal the show when you drop it down low It's smooth like butter when you split the time stream You lookin like somethin out of a wet dream Now come on everybody no leanin on the wall This right here is a dance floor roll call Wanna see you dancin with your lady or your dude But if you flyin solo no need to get an attitude You just do you and keep it poppin The other sex'll see and they'll be flockin I'm droppin 20 lines in all these verses Least you could do ladies is drop ya purses Bring it to the floor and grab ya friends If ya catch a dude's eye it all depends If ya willin to be thrillin from the floor an to the ceilin Then ya reppin when ya steppin don't be trippin when ya dippin [x2]Do the 1.21 Jigawatt Jive Hop in yo Delorian come on lets ride Doc Brown and Marty always lookin so fly When the lightning bolt hits straight up from the sky [DJ Stuck]Great Scott! I know you might have heard a lot Of dance floor obscenities but this is an amenity To the cause of partyin but be aware my tardy friend That my main man McFly comma Marty's in Control of the time stream, he's cookin up a rhyme scheme I tried to save the clock tower but now the chimes seem Distant from where I'm standin 1985 kickin it with Biff Tannen I am demandin that you're understandin I'm findin that I'm rhymin on the steps of the landin At the end of time with Speccio I'm time travelin with John Titor and Chrono The 1.21 Jigawatt Jive Buildin up your speed until you're satisfied 1.5 is just too much Now change up the gears and pop out the clutch [both]Nerd nerd, what ya heard? Nerd nerd, what ya heard? Nerd nerd, what ya heard? [Cliff] Do the 1.21 Jigawatt Jive! {Concurrently} [Stuck]McFly quick slide to the side (Cliff)Nerd nerd, what ya heard? [Stuck]Doc Brown drop it down to the ground (Cliff)Nerd nerd, what ya heard? [Stuck]McFly quick slide to the side (Cliff)Nerd nerd, what ya heard? [Stuck]Doc Brown drop it down to the ground [Cliff] Do the 1.21 Jigawatt Jive! [x2](Cliff)Do the 1.21 Jigawatt Jive [Stuck]McFly quick slide to the side (Cliff)Hop in yo Delorian come on lets ride [Stuck]Doc Brown drop it down to the ground (Cliff)Doc Brown and Marty always lookin so fly [Stuck]McFly quick slide to the side (Cliff)When the lightning bolt hits straight up from the sky [Stuck]Doc Brown drop it down to the ground
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YO I GOT THE HIGHEST POST COUNT IN THE NERDCORE CHAT/ YOUR RHYMES ARE AWKWARDLY AWFUL: #NERDCORE CATS SWAG TOO CRISPY, CALL ME CHRIS G/ GOT A COLD WHEN RHYMING, SICK STEEZ YO I CRAFT MAD BEATS LIKE I WAS A DOPE FARMER/ GOT A BUNNY IN THE GARDEN YOU KNOW IMMA HARM HER EVERY DAY ALL I DO IS GET BAKED: BETTY CROCKER/ MY VERSE IS THE FOUR WHEEL DRIVE OF RAP: CHEVY CHOPPER I shit rhymes all the time, irritable bowls. when I'm screamin in your face, irritable vowels Errybody runnin scared from my hammer: mod fear/ You can call me John from homestuck: god tier MY FLOW IS IN YOUR FACE LIKE POOL WATER/ RL STINE RHYMES: COOL AUTHORS EVERY VERSE YOU DROP IS GAY: FAGGOTRY/ YOU GET WOOD LOOKING AT MEN: FAGGOT TREE Flow so real, back off it, maynneee/ So high, so fly, bitch get off my plane Looky look, I wrote you a hook. Looky look, I wrote you a hook. I'll be in Youngstown at sundown, or i'll be damn. Bring a banjo and ammo, Zombieland You can call me urza, serpents be on my plane get these motherfucking snakes, off my plane ya writing on a plane not very fly, plateau bitches write plain vanilla sky I kill kittens with writtens, slay cats with frees. I spray strays with acid, then freshen with febreeze I ABUSE WORDS, EVERY VERSE IS ANOTHER DRUNK DAD/ YOUR VERSES STINK, EVERY BAR IS SKUNK BAD Wyr, that is indeed skunk bad BITERS' TEETH GET FUCKED UP INFRAGGABLE CRUNK-BAD I eat vegimite and shit banger's too, I'm an awesome aussie with with a posse of kangaroos IT'S THE OFFICIAL ROO GANG, I PUT MY POPS ON IT/ IF I GOT BEEF I AIN'T GOT BEEF, I HOPS ON IT TOO WACK MAYNE, YOU FAKE THE FLOW/ YOU RAPE SOME BROS WITH FELLATIO AUSTRALIA IS BASICALLY THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM WITH DINGOS/ SMASH YOUR CREW LIKE BEETLES, NO LENINS ALL RINGOS I'm a kitchen musician play a turducken medley/ You're just bitchin and wishin that you were fuckin tedley Flow so real, back off it, maynneee/ So high, so fly, bitch get off my plane Looky look, I wrote you a hook. Looky look, I wrote you a hook. I'll be in Youngstown at sundown, or i'll be damn. Bring a banjo and ammo, Zombieland You can call me urza, serpents be on my plane get these motherfucking snakes, off my plane ya writing on a plane not very fly, plateau bitches write plain vanilla sky you're flow suffers like market losses, morgan and stanley, my ledgers a living legend like fucking stan lee TEDLEY GOT THE HOTTEST BOD, DUDE RUNS WITH AN EIGHT PACK/ NO MATTER HOW GAY I AM, YOU BITCHES ARE STILL STRAIGHT WACK Tedley is the chairman of the crappy commission/ You a wanna be Money Boy jackin Rappy's Position you can't touch my growing income potential, but your girl can :D that bitch is mental but we cant invite solus to the gangbang, lest she gets all sentimental I'm sick in the head, you dudes curl the fuck up. I eat peices of shit like you for breakfest, two girls one cup I CAN'T GET TEDLEY SO ONE TIME I FUCKED CHADLEY/ AND JUST CUZ HIS NAME IS KINDA THE SAME. I WANT TED'S TOUCH BADLY. Two girls one cup, that reference played out like theater/ Yo girl wanted a man, I'm guessin now it's Cliff B in her Flow so real, back off it, maynneee/ So high, so fly, bitch get off my plane Looky look, I wrote you a hook. Looky look, I wrote you a hook. I'll be in Youngstown at sundown, or i'll be damn. Bring a banjo and ammo, Zombieland You can call me urza, serpents be on my plane get these motherfucking snakes, off my plane ya writing on a plane not very fly, plateau bitches write plain vanilla sky Cliif B's unorginal, like dates with dinner and a movie. I'll put a splinters in your boobies and incinerate your groupies You must not ever do research, Cliff B don't ever get groupies/ the only gropin and boobies I get come after some roofies VR'S ZONED OUT LIVING LIFE LIKE IT'S VIRTUAL/ REALITY AIN'T SHIT, IN HIS MIND HE'LL HURT YOU ALL you like that line Solus? I got plenty more comin/ we'll soon be chummin and bummin round the town, banjo strummin TYPING CAN'T BE CONTROLLED, GODZILLA BE SLAMMIN' KEYS, SON/ I GOT MORE FORCE THAN FORTY FOUR LIAM NEESONS Wyr in all caps, VR trollin an lollin/ A track from chat I'mma rap, so I better start scrollin I'M HEARTBROKEN, SHUBZ WHY'D YOU HAVE TO MARRY VR?/ AND VR WAS PLAN B, FOREVER ALONE? WE ARE PONIES ON MY DICK CUZ I LOOK LIKE BILLY/ YOUR RHYMES ARE FILLED WITH CHEESE LIKE PHILLIES Flow so real, back off it, maynneee/ So high, so fly, bitch get off my plane Looky look, I wrote you a hook. Looky look, I wrote you a hook. I'll be in Youngstown at sundown, or i'll be damn. Bring a banjo and ammo, Zombieland You can call me urza, serpents be on my plane get these motherfucking snakes, off my plane ya writing on a plane not very fly, plateau bitches write plain vanilla sky We are we are the youth of the nation, gettin euthanasia from troops in asia I'M RAPPIN' HOOKS LIKE I GOT A PIRATE A PRESENT/ GOT A SHARP TONGUE, ENDIN' UP SILENT IN HEAVEN you write Sharp not sony bravo, less quality guess its part of your bravado You're chick is disgusting, I said it bluntly. Eatin bon bons all day, Peggy Bundy broke and begging for cash - youre always nob gobblin youll never get that paper - your only gold is nose goblins I gotta piss like a racehorse, Kentucky Derby/ Got a hard on for bronies, I'm fuckin Derpy POPPING BOTTLES, DROPPING G'S/ NO DRUG BUSTS, CANT 'COP' MY STEEZ/ Gotta piss guys, for real though, I'll just BRB, Wyr wishes he could get some of VR's D Flow so real, back off it, maynneee/ So high, so fly, bitch get off my plane Looky look, I wrote you a hook. Looky look, I wrote you a hook. I'll be in Youngstown at sundown, or i'll be damn. Bring a banjo and ammo, Zombieland You can call me urza, serpents be on my plane get these motherfucking snakes, off my plane ya writing on a plane not very fly, plateau bitches write plain vanilla sky Ponies on my dick like I'm billy the fridge/ Friendship is magic, equestrian priviledge Gay jokes on Wyr may seem like a diss yo/ It's so obvious it's like saying he need air to live though. PEER REVIEW MY DICK said Cliff B thus returning, After sleeping with ponies guys my dick it is burning I spend most days with horses on my penis. I get endorsements from addidas for enforcing dick subpoenas I knows that legalese jargon, I learned it with ease/ Legal aide in my office, bitch down on your knees

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This album is 12 tracks, with standard liner notes, cover art, as well as the tray liner, so if you wanted to you could print them out and put them into a jewel case. (May need trimmed, sized for professional printing use in the event that legitimate physical copies are made)

Like what you hear? Want to support me financially? Check out the "Sorry I Let You Down, Buddy" DLC here: cliff-b-raps.bandcamp.com/album/sorry-i-let-you-down-buddy-dlc-pack

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released January 10, 2012

All beats and lyrics on this album were made by Charles "Cliff B" Wilfong Jr with exceptions for the following:

On "1803," original Lyrics composition by Mustache Required (D. Bruce, J. Emory), Instrumental by DJ Stuck Down A MineShaft

On "Coldest Winter Night," Instrumental by ThePauper

On "Late At Night," Guest hook by MC Ohm-I

On "Vice Gripped," Instrumental by Beaker

On "General Chat: Swag Out The Ass," lyrics by Cliff B, DemonBlade_187, Chadley, Wyrfxrssn, Danger Aaron, Instrumental by Untested Methods

On "Missing You," Instrumental by Entity (Vampire Killers Orchestral Mix, from the 8-Bit Boys instrumentals pack)

On "1.21 Jigawatt Jive," Guest verse by DJ Stuck Down A MineShaft, Instrumental by Rappy McRapperson (McRapperson Productions 2009 instrumental pack)

On "General Chat: Looky Looky, lyrics by Solus, Beaker, Wyrfxrssn, HipHopHippie, Stiborge, DemonBlade_187, Cliff B, Etre, Dr. Darpa, Vanilla Rice, Danger Aaron, Why Am I Here, The Pauper

Art by Happi MC

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The Comic Sads is a music project by one half of the Columbus Oh nerdcore duo Cliff B. The Comic Sads goes into somewhat more introspective topics and issues than 2d6, but still attempting to present in a mostly comedic way. They have been making bad music for 11 years, and they're not stopping any time soon. ... more

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